Ok, I am fully aware of the shallowness of this post, but I am terribly excited about my new vacuum cleaner. It’s little, it’s powerful, and it rolls in all directions on a ball. Thanks Mom and Dad and Jacobelly. You people rule! I can now keep my floors clean of animal hair and dirt without trashing my vacuum cleaner!
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Yay! Nice vacuum! When can anyone ever get to say that? Can you bring it over here to show it off?
Sure. You can show off your records while we’re at it!
Sometimes it’s ok if things in life really suck.
Love,
-Mom and Dad